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DOGS CAN’T READ - DUH! Collection - QUALITY WOMEN'S T-SHIRT - GREAT GIFT FOR ALL DOG LOVERS - SPOIL MOM, DAD, BROTHER, SISTER, GRANDMA, GRANDPA

P432949.23.202

Size
Color
Ash White Stripe
Ash grey
Asphalt
Black
Brown
Grass
Lemon
Light blue
Light pink
Orange
Red
Silver
Slate
Teal
Lieutenant
White
Tri-Blend Black
Tri-Blend Blue
Tri-Blend Coffee
Tri-Blend Grey

If your dog could speak, what do you think he would say when he sees a “No Dogs” sign? Would he nod, agree, and head obediently back to the dog bed? Or would he pretend not to notice and jump straight up onto that big old sofa? People can plaster as many “No Dogs” signs around town as they want, but keeping dogs away is not quite that easy. We have the impression that they can’t read. And they probably can’t. But they seem to know when they’re not allowed somewhere, and focus all of their energy on making it happen anyway! Say it with love. Say it with the “Dogs Can’t Read!” Collection from Gordon Wear!

  1. What good would it be if your Tank got ruined in the wash after one wear? We’re not interested in poor quality. We handcraft all of our shirts from ultra soft and smooth 100% Fine Jersey preshrunk combed cotton. It’ll stand the test of time, the test of your patience, and the test of both your washing machine and drier.
  2. Is it a man? Is it a woman! Yes? It’s both! For both, we mean. We know that dog-lovers come in all shapes, sizes and genders. Traditional cut for both men and women. Unisex size – women may prefer to order one size smaller. This tank features a nice loose drape perfect for the summer heat or for team wear.
  3. All of our shirts are handmade with love in the U.S.A. Made in USA. 9 skilled workers construct each T-Shirt in a sweatshop-free environment in downtown Los Angeles.
  4. Anyone can buy a dog t-shirt. From pretty much anywhere. Finding a bespoke t-shirt like this is rare. Not if you’re on the cool side though. Come to our side. We don’t have cookies, but we do have these kickass t-shirts. Which last a lot longer than a cookie. 
Size Chest (inches) Waist (inches)
S 30-32 25-26
M 32-34 27-28
L 36-38 30-32
XL 40-42 33-35

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