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Fun Dog T-Shirt - DOGS CAN’T READ! - Tshirts for Men and Women


Ash grey
Light blue
Light pink
Tri-Blend Blue
Tri-Blend Black
Tri-Blend Coffee
Tri-Blend Grey

Custom shirts for men and women. This funny dog shirt is the perfect inside joke for pet lovers! 

If your dog could speak, what do you think he would say when he sees a “No Dogs” sign? Would he nod, agree, and head obediently back to the dog bed? Or would he pretend not to notice and jump straight up onto that big old sofa? People can plaster as many “No Dogs” signs around town as they want, but keeping dogs away is not quite that easy. We have the impression that they can’t read. And they probably can’t. But they seem to know when they’re not allowed somewhere, and focus all of their energy on making it happen anyway! Say it with love. Say it with the “Dogs Can’t Read!” Collection from Gordon Wear!

  1.  What good would it be if your t-shirt got ruined in the wash after one wear? We’re not interested in poor quality. We handcraft all of our shirts from 100% fine ring-spun cotton. It’ll stand the test of time, the test of your patience, and the test of both your washing machine and drier.
  2. Is it a man? Is it a woman! Yes? It’s both! For both, we mean. We know that dog-lovers come in all shapes, sizes and genders.
  3. All of our t-shirts are handmade with love in the U.S.A. Made in USA. 9 skilled workers construct each T-Shirt in a sweatshop-free environment in downtown Los Angeles.
  4. Anyone can buy a dog t-shirt. From pretty much anywhere. Finding a bespoke t-shirt like this is rare. Not if you’re on the cool side though. Come to our side. We don’t have cookies, but we do have these kickass t-shirts. Which last a lot longer than a cookie. 
  5. Sorry, but we can’t accept any returns or exchanges - these shirts are printed specially on order. If you don’t want it, give it to your dog-lovin’ pal. They’ll simply love it!


Size Chest (inches) Waist (inches)
S 34-36 30-32
M 38-40 32-33
L 42-44 33-34
XL 46-48 36-38
2XL 48-50 40-42
3XL 50-52 44-48

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